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Jemisa | 23:15 Thu 10th May 2012 | Jokes
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A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"
The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!" >>>>>>



















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the ant wins : /
I posted this one on 20th December, 2011. They come round too quickly sometimes.
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Oops! Sorry Starbi Don't want to tread on your toes...

jem
Don't mind jem. I'm sure I post some of yours sometimes. It is very difficult to remember which is which. I have one now which I am sure I have read before but can't remember when or where, so I haven't posted it just in case.

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