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shooty | 20:49 Tue 22nd May 2012 | Jokes
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There once was a sculptor named Phidias,

Whose sculptures by most were thought hideous,

He carved Aphrodite,

Without even a nightie,

Which shocked all the fussy fastidious.
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No 'arm in that shooty
21:02 Tue 22nd May 2012
At least that one actually IS a limerick!
Can't beat a good limerick!
lol at clean limerick.....
There was a young man called Wyatt, whose voice was rather quiet, and then one day it faded away
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Ah, Thank you. The audience is a little thinner though, I see.
Three words i hate are *health and safety* *Politically Correct* and *Clean*

Or is that six? Either way i preferred your previous dirty limerick but we can't have everything, beers for you anyway shooty!

Isn't there a dirty or adult section here where likeminded folk can have a laugh without offended the sensitive? I'm from a rough family of drinkers and think my first words were probably an expletive or rude gesture so blame my parents
shooty, I should have said Come to bed
shooty can you see I've lost weight, wonderful!
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Bless you two lovely ladies : )
I like it.
No 'arm in that shooty
*Ah, Thank you. The audience is a little thinner though, I see. *

nah, i was exactly the same weight 10 minutes ago as i am now :p

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