Expensive

[marval]

Two blondes were comparing notes concerning their latest boyfriends.

The first said, "He took me to his apartment in Mayfair and showed me all these expensive jewels.

There was an emerald-cut diamond of at least five carats, a tennis bracelet of six carats, and even a wrist watch with eleven carats."

"Impressive." said the second blonde.

"Well, yes." the first agreed. "But the downside was that with all those carats, he expected me to behave like a rabbit."

[sunny-dave]

... and there's a limit to how much lettuce she could eat ?

[starone]

Tee-hee, very funny.