Alone again.......

ELVIS68 | 23:34 Wed 23rd May 2012 | Jokes

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My wife's leaving me because because becauuuse ..

My obsession with the wizard of oz

Worzel.........

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Buenchico

Perhaps she simply considers you to be heartless, brainless and lacking in courage?

shoota

Or maybe she's fed up with all the lion and cheatin......

shooty

My wife's leaving me because of my obsession with electricity...
Its not my Volt.

shoota

You having a current affair? Maybe you're AC/DC?

shooty

I'm shocked you said that, you was my guiding light. I can't just switch off, you know. I still carry a torch for her. Maybe i'm being dim but my head is in an eddy at the moment. things are fading fast, i need to generate good things in order to keep myself bright and shining. Anyway, i'm OFF.