Gags....well

[Slapshot]

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher??? She lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.

Changed my I Pad's name to Titanic - It's synching now

[Sipowicz]

Three cross eyed defendants up before a cross eyed judge. The judge looks at the first one and says "How do you plead?" The second one says "Not guilty" The judge says "I'm not talking to you!" The third one says "I haven't said anything!"