Getting Hard
One day, two boys were playing by a stream.
One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it.
The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long.
The other boy went over to the bush and looked-there was a woman bathing naked in the stream.
The two boys watched in silence. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running.
The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend.
Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away.
The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard so I ran."