A Bad Day

[starone]

I think this may have been done recently because it seem familiar, so do forgive me if you have already seen it.

Ever have one of those days?????

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Hey, come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me.

So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve.

Then you show up and drink the whole damn thing! But, Hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"

[Frank97]

Lol!

[marval]

Good one.

[maggiebee]

Heard it before, but still a good one.