He said to me . .

[McMouse]

.. . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?





He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart




He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!




He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .... They don't have time.






He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.






He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.




He said to me...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said to him. . .. A widow.




He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed…Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

[tonyav]

Heard them before, but they are still good ones.

[albaqwerty]

I asked him, why is your botty smaller than mine.
He said to me...it's cos I work it off for you

[tonyav]

You've got that right alba lol.

[marval]

Lilke them

[chaptazbru]

Very funny - love the last one ...