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maggiebee | 16:03 Wed 13th Jun 2012 | Jokes
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My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

I have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do you want fries with that?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Atheism is a nonprophet organization.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
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Yes a lot of that is very true maggie lol.
Good ones
Ha ha.
Tee-hee, loved them maggie.

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