Fore!!!!..........

[ELVIS68]

I played golf for the first time ever this morning.

As I was about to take my first shot I noticed that there were several people in the clubhouse watching me.

"Stay calm," I thought, putting my ball on the tee, "you'll do fine."

As I took the shot I could see it heading directly for them....."Fore!" I shouted as it smashed through the window.

"Are you some sort of retard?" screamed a bloke.

"No, it's my first time," I replied, picking up my ball, "can I have my club back please?"

[tonyav]

LOL.

[Traci66]

I'm really good at golf, I always get a plus score and everyone else gets minus scores.

[baza]

as a new golfer i would say many a true word spoken in jest.
funny tho.

[baza]

mind you i still have trouble getting my balls to stay on the tee.

[marval]

lol

[tenrec]

purleese Baza

[doctordb]

I always find the hole with the windmill in the middle really difficult.

[baza]

i like the hole in a polo.

[missprim]

Nice one Elvis.