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I love the Irish.
“What's wrong with Murphy?” asked Father Green.
“I don't know, Father. Yesterday he swallowed a spoon and he hasn't stirred since,”' said Mrs Murphy.
“'I'd like some nails,” Mick requested of the ravelling tinker.
“'How long would you like them?”asked the man.
“Forever, if that's all right with you,” said Mick.
The Irish attempt at scaling Mount Everest was a valiant effort, but it failed.
They ran out of scaffolding
“'Hello, Mary, how's your new false teeth?” asked Bridget.
“I'm leaving them out till I get used to them.” said Mary
Paddy Murphy arrived at Boston's Logon airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks.
A Texan asked him if he was homesick.
“No, replied the Irishman.” It's worse, I have lost all me luggage.”
“That's terrible, how did that happen?”
“'The cork fell out of me bottle.” Said Paddy.
“I don't know, Father. Yesterday he swallowed a spoon and he hasn't stirred since,”' said Mrs Murphy.
“'I'd like some nails,” Mick requested of the ravelling tinker.
“'How long would you like them?”asked the man.
“Forever, if that's all right with you,” said Mick.
The Irish attempt at scaling Mount Everest was a valiant effort, but it failed.
They ran out of scaffolding
“'Hello, Mary, how's your new false teeth?” asked Bridget.
“I'm leaving them out till I get used to them.” said Mary
Paddy Murphy arrived at Boston's Logon airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks.
A Texan asked him if he was homesick.
“No, replied the Irishman.” It's worse, I have lost all me luggage.”
“That's terrible, how did that happen?”
“'The cork fell out of me bottle.” Said Paddy.
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