Sorry in advance.

[marval]

Two dogs and a cat tried to get into the local opera house.

"I'm sorry", said the doorman "animals aren't allowed in.

"But we're very musical animals", said one of the dogs.

"I'm Bach, he's Offenbach and she is Debussy.

[Polly1958]

Did they pop out for a minuet and get Brahms and Liszt?

[marval]

lol Polly, they probably did, perhaps they had some Chopin to do in Tescos

[starone]

Very clever play on words marval. lol.

[marval]

Thank you Star.