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Two blokes were roaring down a country road on a motorbike when the driver slowed down and pulled over. His leather jacket had a broken zip, and he told his friend, "I can't drive anymore with the air hitting me in the chest like that." "Just put the jacket on back to front ," his friend advised. They continued down the road but around the next bend, they lost control and crashed . The country yokal came upon the accident and ran to call the police. They asked him, "Are they showing any signs of life?" "Well," The yokal explained, "the driver was until I turned his head around the right way!"