Attempted Robbery In Cape Town
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Penis Poem...
My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.
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THE CREATION OF A VAGINA
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it and f*cked it and called it a Lady Veg
THE CREATION OF A VAGINA
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it and f*cked it and called it a Lady Veg
Oh, what a challenge has been laid down....
excuse the crudeness involved:
THE Making of a Vagina
Seven wise AB men with knowledge so fine
Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with Tony's wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was tenrec the carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was Ivor, a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a Bardis hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a seadogg fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was the preacher whose name was Venator or was that McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came an unknown sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it and ?ucked it and called it a ?unt
excuse the crudeness involved:
THE Making of a Vagina
Seven wise AB men with knowledge so fine
Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with Tony's wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was tenrec the carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was Ivor, a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a Bardis hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a seadogg fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was the preacher whose name was Venator or was that McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came an unknown sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it and ?ucked it and called it a ?unt
