Ooh Arrrrr......

[ELVIS68]

Four farmers taking turns to host dinner parties,



Combine with me

[maggiebee]

Groan

[murraymints]

mmmmmm.....

[zebo]

The undertakers do the same Come Die With Me.
The hairdressers, Come Dye With Me.

etc etc!

[excelsior-1]

traffic wardens ....... come fine with me

mathematicians ..... come sine with me

[ELVIS68]

I'll get me coat :o(

[excelsior-1]

elvis will leave the building

[cupid04]

LOL!

Why did the cockerel play in rush-hour traffic?

To show he wasn,t chicken!

What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen?

There's more there than meets the sty!

[starone]

lol at original joke and answers!!

[marval]

lol

[Wharton]

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to a chicken's foot.