The life of an egg...

[Jemisa]

If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
But worst of all.... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

So cheer up.....Your life ain't that bad!!!

Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay, I mean day.

[excelsior-1]

tony.

sorry, that possibility should have been egg-splained to you before you took the whisk

[tonyav]

Sorry about my eggstroudenary speeling.

[marval]

Eggscuse me, I have to go now. I might have a look in later.

[Psybbo]

I'm really eggcited now!

[Psybbo]

Just egging you on tony.

[excelsior-1]

marval .. you are eggscused

[excelsior-1]

sibton.
i am so glad you are coming out of your shell

[starone]

I wouldn't have believed there were so many egg jokes. But then what should I eggspect with one of Jem's jokes combined with all you others. You are all eggzamples to the rest of us.

[excelsior-1]

eggs-actly.

[Psybbo]

Star, we are all so eggocentric eggzamples

[excelsior-1]

i think it is time to re-eggsamine our priorities

[Prudie]

I eggree

[excelsior-1]

so, who shell go first?

[Psybbo]

The chicken or the egg?

[Jemisa]

My grandaughter 7 loves the one about the two eggs feeling boiling hot & realising they have their heads bashed in when they're taken out. She's told all her class & halt the neibourhood.

Thanks for the cracking yolks.

jem

[excelsior-1]

jem.

your grand-daughter sounds like a good egg

[magicmick]

Thought you guys would be "eggshausted" by now

[excelsior-1]

magicmick .. never count your chickens..................

[magicmick]

excelsior that was fowl, sorry best I could come up with

[excelsior-1]

don't apologise. that's good

none of us had come up with that one before.

i should know, i chicked.