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Jemisa | 13:23 Sat 23rd Jun 2012 | Jokes
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As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

Excuse me, What were you thinkin eh'?
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very good.

i'm not ashamed to admit i was thinking of the obvious.
13:35 Sat 23rd Jun 2012
Good 'un Jem!
very good.

i'm not ashamed to admit i was thinking of the obvious.
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The extraction you mean excel? So was I...

jem
thank you for that.

i think i'll 'pull out' now
lol
LOL, gud un Jem
Very good. I knew it couldn't possibly be what I was thinking jem.
Reminds me of the lady who goes to the dentist and says, "Do you know, I 'd rather have a baby than have a tooth out." To which the dentist replies, "Will you make your mind up fairly quickly please because the chair needs to go in a different position."
Ooooh, that was naughty

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