A Scotsman

[Jemisa]

who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologise and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.

"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."

[magicmick]

You should always be wary if a scotsman offers you his whisky, especially twice

[HowardKennitby]

Surely you mean 'would you like to buy a drink'

[maggiebee]

Behave yourself HK