ChatterBank1 min ago
Police at the door
The police rapped the door this morning and, when I answered it, there were two sombre looking policemen holding a picture of my wife.
"Is this a picture of your wife?" asked the younger one.
"Yes" I said.
"It looks like she's been hit by a bus" said his colleague.
"I know" I replied, "but she's horny as hell and she's good with the kids".
"Is this a picture of your wife?" asked the younger one.
"Yes" I said.
"It looks like she's been hit by a bus" said his colleague.
"I know" I replied, "but she's horny as hell and she's good with the kids".
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