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Take one pill...
There once was a man who could not keep it going with his wife.
He went to the doctor who gave him some sex pills.
There was a label on the bottle that said "Take one pill for a great night."
The man thought that he wanted a stupendous night so he downed the whole bottleful.
In the morning the neighbours came over to find the man's son sitting on the step crying.
"What's wrong lad?" they said.
The boy replied, "Mum's dead, sister's pregnant, my bum hurts and dad's in the basement yelling 'here kitty kitty"
He went to the doctor who gave him some sex pills.
There was a label on the bottle that said "Take one pill for a great night."
The man thought that he wanted a stupendous night so he downed the whole bottleful.
In the morning the neighbours came over to find the man's son sitting on the step crying.
"What's wrong lad?" they said.
The boy replied, "Mum's dead, sister's pregnant, my bum hurts and dad's in the basement yelling 'here kitty kitty"
Answers
Oh dear, I shouldn't have laughed but I did.
14:11 Fri 29th Jun 2012