It’s Christmas Eve! What Are We...
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Extra Strength...
A man walks into a chemists and says to the Pharmacist behind the counter,
'Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once and I need something to keep me "interested" ... & keep me potent.'
The chemist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with the label Viagra Extra Strength and says, 'If you take this, you'll go mental for 12 hours.'
Very happy and excited, the man says, 'Gimme three boxes.'
The next day the man walks into the same chemists, right up to the same Pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The chemist looks in horror as he notices the man's member is swollen, black and blue, and the skin is hanging off in some places.
The man says, 'Gimme a tube of Deep Heat.'
The Pharmacist replies, 'Deep Heat? You're not going to put Deep Heat on that are you?'
The man says, 'No, it's for my arms. The girls didn't show up.'
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(Last Viagra one, I promise)
'Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once and I need something to keep me "interested" ... & keep me potent.'
The chemist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with the label Viagra Extra Strength and says, 'If you take this, you'll go mental for 12 hours.'
Very happy and excited, the man says, 'Gimme three boxes.'
The next day the man walks into the same chemists, right up to the same Pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The chemist looks in horror as he notices the man's member is swollen, black and blue, and the skin is hanging off in some places.
The man says, 'Gimme a tube of Deep Heat.'
The Pharmacist replies, 'Deep Heat? You're not going to put Deep Heat on that are you?'
The man says, 'No, it's for my arms. The girls didn't show up.'
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(Last Viagra one, I promise)
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