Andy walked into the pub and saw a long lost friend..

[janzman]

..sitting dejectedly at the bar "Ay up mate,you look awful, what's up" he says.

"My mother died last April and left me £30,000.

Then in May my father died and left me £100,000" his friend replied.

Andy reacts "Oh good Lord, you lose both parents inside of two months, no wonder you so down and depressed".

"Then last month my aunt died and left me £25,000" his friend continued.

"To lose three close family members in three months,how incredibly sad is that".

"And if that wasn't bad enough, this month"concluded his friend" absolutely nothing".

[emmie]

perhaps i haven't read that through..

[emmie]

sorry got it now, bit slow there...

[starone]

Tee hee. lol.