The Order.

[Jemisa]

A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu. "I'd like one under-cooked egg so that it's runny, and one over-cooked egg so that it's tough and hard to eat. I'd also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it's impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee." "That's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered waiter. "It might be quite difficult."
The guest replied sarcastically, "It can't be that difficult because that's exactly what you brought me yesterday!"


O but G.

[mike11111]

You are getting better by the day, Jemisa. I might even book you for a turn down at the club. I could probably offer you a 15 minute spot between the two bingo sessions.

[Jemisa]

MIKE, I'll come early I like a game of Bingo meself.

jem

[EDDIE51]

There is a variation to this that I heard
A guy arrives at the airport check in with 2 cases.
He says I want you to send 1 case to Kuala Lumpa and one to San Francisco,
The clerk say but I can't do that sir you are booked to Paris
The reply ''why not you did it last time ''

[marval]

lol