Praise the lord

marval | 14:22 Fri 13th Jul 2012 | Jokes

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A religious woman upon waking up each morning would open her front door stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the lord.”

This infuriated her atheist neighbour who would always make sure to counter back, “There is no Lord.”

One morning the atheist overheard his neighbour praying for food, thinking it would be funny, he went and bought her all sorts of groceries and left them on her porch.

The next morning the lady screamed, “Praise the Lord, who gave me this food.”

The neighbour laughing so hard he could barely get the words out screamed “it wasn’t the Lord, it was me.”

The lady without missing a beat screamed “praise the Lord for not only giving me food but making the atheist pay for it!”

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They beget over there Tony, and quite frequently it would seem.

Just take a bundle of religious and non-religious artifacts with you.

Alternatively, title your thread 'I've had a vision' and C&P marval's joke.

15:15 Fri 13th Jul 2012

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tonyav

I think it should be you, sloopy.

marval

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Well what's one more visit to the hospital tony?

tonyav

It would be if I posted that, marval.

It's a joke marval, xx and a very very good one.
Still think it's bl00dy funny. The older alba has just read it and snorted his brains out.

So that's three votes for tony then

^ exactly what I was thinking marval

marval

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We will come and visit you tony, with a bunch of AB flowers.

tonyav

No way. What is it with you lot, you seem to like to see me suffer ?.

marval

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How did you guess?

can I make it 4?
well 4 1/2 if the older alba counts?

aw tony...

...look into my eyes...

marval

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Yes you can Alba

tenrec

Brilliant, and the banter is pretty good too!

You'd be the envy of the men's ward, with all these gorgeous women gathered round you, feeding you grapes and hanging on your every word

tonyav

I ain't falling for it, right.

marval

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If you did tony, I am sure the Ed would make it a sticky

I'll still come and rub you better xx
I'll leave the sand-paper with matron.

be positive tony, look on it as winning a popularity contest - mwah!

tonyav

You have got to be joking sloopy, they would have me hung drawn and quartered. !

Or er............crucify you!

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