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starone | 21:11 Sun 15th Jul 2012 | Jokes
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I've certainly got old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded,
and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.
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I know people like that too.
Ooh, I shall look out for you on the road. lol
Too near the truth for my liking!

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