Heavenly Clocks...

[Jemisa]

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him..
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
an inch indicating that she never told a lie.'

"Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Winston Churchill's clock. The hands
have moved twice, telling us that Winny told only two lies in his entire
life.'
>>
'Do you have one for PM David Cameron?' asked the man.

Cameron's clock is in Jesus' office he said.
He's using it as a ceiling fan.
>>

[tonyav]

LOL.

[Psybbo]

LOL

[bookbinder]

Now, I do like that one!

[marval]

lol

[starone]

Tee-hee, clever and true.

[excelsior-1]

yes jem . . very good.
i recall a dirtier version of this, where the activity driving the clocks is .. well .. i think you can guess ---

[sunny-dave]

Jeffrey Archer's is on the front of a light aeroplane ... < allegedly >