Tell

[marval]

I was at a magic show, when after one particularly amazing trick, someone screamed out, “wow, how did you do that.”

“I would tell you”, answered the magician predictably, “but then I’d have to kill you.”

After a moment’s pause the same voice screamed out “can you tell my mother in law?”

[starone]

Tee-hee - another mother-in-law joke!!