#2

[SpikeyBush]

A mad dog was running round in a pub, and he crouched down and left a big steaming richard on the axeminster.

Moments later a man walked in and not expecting to come across dog dirt in the public bar trod in it. He pulled a bit of a face and wiped his soiled shoe on the rail in front of the bar before ordering a pint of best bitter.

A very well-to-do lady came into the bar and she too stood in the filth. Repulsed, she gave out to the barman.

"I just did that" piped up the man. He got smacked in the face.

[marval]

lol