Going to heaven (Bit rude in case anyone is prudie)
> The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one
> morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to
> Heaven, which part of your body goes first?'
>
> Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'
>
> 'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
>
> Suzy replied: 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands
> together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.'
>
> 'What a wonderful answer!', the nun said.
>
> Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's
> your feet.'
>
> The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
> 'Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'
>
> Johnny said: 'Well, I walked past Mom and Dad's bedroom the
> other night. Mom had her legs up in the air and she was saying:
> 'Oh God! I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, I reckon we'd have lost her."
>
> The nun had to leave the room.