The generous husband

[sidkid]

Several men are in the locker room at the golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £2,000; is it OK if I buy it as its my birthday?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also went to the Jaguar showroom and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "£90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the extras."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Susie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

[marval]

Oops lol

[starone]

Tee-hee - good one sid.