Galway Advertiser Christmas Crossword,...
Crosswords0 min ago
No More
When the jumbo jet on its way to Charles de Gaulle got up in the air, the loudspeaker came on: "This is your captain Emilia Rodriguez speaking. We are cruising at 35,000 feet, yaddayaddayadda."
When the announcement was finished, a woman calls the flight attendant over and asks, "Is it really true that this plane is being flown by a woman?
"Yes," says the attendant, "Captain Rodriguez is a woman."
"How wonderful! exclaims the passenger, "may I go up into the cockpit and congratulate her?"
"I think I can arrange that," replies the attendant, "and BTW, you might also like to know that the co-pilot and the navigator are women, too."
"Oh, this is exciting," gushes the passenger, "I'd like to go and congratulate them all!"
"Well, you may certainly do that. In fact, you'll be interested I'm sure to know that only women make up the entire crew of this flight."
"This is the proudest day of my life," continues the passenger, "I've just got to go to the cockpit and express my admiration."
"One more thing you might like to know," adds the attendant, "we don't call it the 'cockpit' anymore!"
When the announcement was finished, a woman calls the flight attendant over and asks, "Is it really true that this plane is being flown by a woman?
"Yes," says the attendant, "Captain Rodriguez is a woman."
"How wonderful! exclaims the passenger, "may I go up into the cockpit and congratulate her?"
"I think I can arrange that," replies the attendant, "and BTW, you might also like to know that the co-pilot and the navigator are women, too."
"Oh, this is exciting," gushes the passenger, "I'd like to go and congratulate them all!"
"Well, you may certainly do that. In fact, you'll be interested I'm sure to know that only women make up the entire crew of this flight."
"This is the proudest day of my life," continues the passenger, "I've just got to go to the cockpit and express my admiration."
"One more thing you might like to know," adds the attendant, "we don't call it the 'cockpit' anymore!"
Answers
1 to 17 of 17
Best Answer
No best answer has yet been selected by marval. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.
For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.1 to 17 of 17
