Men are just happy people...

[Jemisa]

Just in case you missed it the first time

Men Are Just Happier People --

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress £2.000 +. Suit rental £50

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is £5.99 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

[Smowball]

Lol, I like it.

[albaqwerty]

so very true <sigh>

LOL Jem, very good!

[beejay1124]

thot your underwear prices were a bit steep ,Jem

[starone]

Lovely - I remember well standing out by the gate waiting for a big strong man to pass to open a jar for me - true honestly.

[marval]

Good one Jem

[Kiki-frog]

Life is so unfair!

Star, I can truly believe your jar opening story. I once had to stop a random bloke in the street to release the handbrake on my car after Mr Frog had pulled it too tight.

[Davethedog]

30 seconds? 30 Seconds? Is that 20 seconds of thinking time or something?

[JonnyBoy12]

Women have got it easy. They do not have to shave (their faces) ever.

You forgot to put that one in.