No Way

[marval]

I was driving to work this morning when my car stalled in the damp weather. I was sitting in the car at the side of the highway, contemplating my next move, when a pigeon flew down and landed right in the middle of the hood of the car.

It seemed fairly tame, and I soon became fascinated in watching it up close as it strutted around and made cooing noises.

A few minutes passed, and two more pigeons flew in and joined the first bird.

Pigeons seem to be attracted by crowds and soon I was sitting there with a whole hood full of pigeons, all cooing loudly and beginning to change the colour of my hood.

Gradually I noticed that the birds seemed to be trying to get my attention, which was unnerving, since I had always regarded pigeons as rather stupid birds.

But, sure enough, several of them were dragging a piece of rope around on the hood, and several others were flying out in front of the car and returning to the hood.

All of a sudden, I realized what they were doing, so I yanked open the door and wildly chased them all off.

No way was I going to be pigeon towed.

[maggiebee]

LOL, didn't see that punchline coming.

[cupid04]

Lol, very intellegent birds!

[JonnyBoy12]

I am glad this joke was not written in pigeon english!

[tonyav]

Groan.

[Jemisa]

Yes, I'm afraid its a Groan from me too.

jem

[marval]

Feel free to groan Jem

[HELPLOVELIVELIFE]

Pigeons are very clever birds. i bet you did not know that they helped the americans and britsh win world war 1 and 2 by sending messages using birds. They are harmless but stupid they are not. They are not attracted by crowds but the food that they bring with them. They were doing you a favour appreciate it.