Olympic Condoms

[magicmick]

Husband says "just got some Olympic condoms "I think I will wear gold tonight" so wife said "why not wear silver and come second for once"

[Fibonacci]

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1159242.html

[magicmick]

Thank you Fibonacci, I try to keep up with the jokes this is one I missed

[malagabob]

Like that one, short and sweet.
Heres one Husband to wife===Why dont you moan and scream when you have a orgasm
Wife==== because your never around when I am having one.

[madiba]

Q...Do you speak to your wife after sex
A... Only if there's a phone handy

[vivandorron]

Unfortunate magicmick that Fibonacci has confirmed that you come second:-)

Incidentally, do you smoke after intercourse? I am not sure if I do, because I have never looked.

Ron.