My next life...

[Jemisa]

I want to live my next life backwards! You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks. When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work. So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party. As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities. In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap. Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

[flump1]

Love it Jem !

[maggiebee]

Brilliant Jem, going to pass it on.

[Jemisa]

Qs you may have guessed ny American email friend sent me this, I thought you'd enjoy it. :)

Jem

[starone]

I get lots of jokes from my sister who lives in Spain but as I said I would no longer post them I am saving them up in case I weaken. lol jem, really funny. Hope your friend keeps sending them.

[marval]

Brilliant

[chaptazbru]

Shades of Benjamin Button.

[Tilly2]

I've seen the film. Can't remember what it was called.

[chaptazbru]

See my post above yours .....

[roger]

Red Dwarf plot