Sportsman's Double

[Gizmonster]

A young lad pulls an older woman at a club.
She's 58 but looks very good for her age.
On the way back to her house, the lad thinks, "hmm, I bet her daughter is hot" ...... when out of the blue she asks him, "would you like a sportsman's double?"
"What's one of those?" he asks.
She replies, "it's a mother and daughter threesome."
"YES PLEASE" he eagerly replies.
As they go in through the front door, she puts the hall light on and shouts, "mum, put your f***ing teeth in - he's up for it".

[Kiki-frog]

Hahaha, that's a good one.

[marval]

lol lol