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McMouse | 08:25 Mon 20th Aug 2012 | Jokes
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A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.

Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"

Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"

Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"
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Love this, I can just hear my grandma saying this to me in her broad Yorkshire accent.
08:48 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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lol
08:53 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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:)
09:08 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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LMTO !
10:48 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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FAL - very funny.
10:59 Mon 20th Aug 2012

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