At a news conference yesterday

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George Thompson, a scientist from Oxford University, announced his latest invention. George has designed a bra which prevents women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples pushing through the fabric in cold weather.


After the conference, a large group of men took Mr Thompson outside and kicked the sh1t out of him.

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Must be a good invention for athletes and tennis players.