Shot down...

[Jemisa]

A British fighter pilot got downed over German occupied airspace and was captured by the Nazis on the ground. He was beaten up pretty bad in the dogfight and parachute landing, and they had to amputate his leg, so he begged them "Please, if you have to take my leg, can you drop it over my country next time you send a bombing mission?"

The Nazis thought there was no harm in it and the leg was dropped in the next raid.
A week later, his other leg succumbed to his injuries and had to be amputated, and again, he asked his captors to drop in over England on the next raid, and again they obliged.
The next week his arm succumbed to injuries and it was amputated. Again, he asked the German guards to have it dropped over England on the next raid. The German barked at him "Nein!"
The POW was shocked, "Why not? You've done it before!"

"Because," the guard said, "We think you're trying to escape..."

[Infomaniac]

Tee hee!

[marval]

Good to see you still posting jokes Jem, I love this one lol

[Jemisa]

Thanx M. Just dipping my toe in to test the water marval.

jem

[Psybbo]

LOL (why dipping toe in Jem?)

[Traci66]

I like that one Jem.

[madiba]

I see your retirement didn't last very long.
Missing the limelight were you ?

[tonyav]

A bit of an oldie jem, but still a gud un. Keep it up Jem.

[Jemisa]

madiba. It was you and your snide remarks I missed...

jem

[starone]

Tee-hee. Glad to see you are back jem. I am not so brave.

[Prudie]

haha takes me back about 30 years :-)