Hot date

[joeluke]

I was sat at the bar waiting to meet a bird that I'd been chatting to over the Internet earlier, when I got a tap on the shoulder.

"Are you Dave?" the woman asked with a smile.

"You're absolutely gorgeous!" I burst out in delight. "Yes, I'm Dave."

"That's brilliant," she replied. "Theres some fat lass over there looking for you."

[bookbinder]

Very good! I like that one!

[mike11111]

I don't know whether you are familiar with the Geordie magazine "Viz", but that one would be a definite inclusion in the next issue.

[marval]

lol

[Jemisa]

Is that not being 'Fatist'? :)

Jem

[heathfield]

In my case, more like 'fate-ist'!

[starone]

lol.