Oh dear he can't win

[marval]

Julian and Michelle were newlyweds.

Julian thought this would be a modern marriage, meaning they would each play equal roles. So, the first morning after their honeymoon, he brought Michelle breakfast in bed.

However, Michelle wasn't at all impressed by his culinary skills. Looking disdainfully at the tray, she snorted, "A poached egg? I wanted scrambled!"

Undaunted, the following morning, Julian brought his new bride a scrambled egg.

Unfortunately, Michelle wasn't satisfied. "Did you ever stop to think that perhaps I like variety?" she snapped. "I wanted poached this morning!"

Determined to please her, the next morning, he brought her two eggs .one poached and one scrambled.

"Here, my darling, enjoy," he said cheerfully.

Michelle was infuriated. "You scrambled the wrong egg!" she screamed.

[excelsior-1]

give up julian

[askyourgran]

Smack!!

[factor-fiction]

If she was French he could have given her just one egg, because she would say that one egg is un oeuf

[marval]

lol factor