The Chemists assistant

[askyourgran]

A young girl started work as an assistant in a chemist's shop, she enjoyed the work but was rather shy about selling condoms to the public. Her boss was going away for a few days and asked if she could manage to look after the shop while he was away. The young girl had to confide in her boss about her fear of selling contraceptives. "Look" he said "my regulars don't ask for condoms instead they'll ask for a 310 (small) 320 (medium) or a 350 (large) the word condom will not be used". The first day was fine but on the second day a black guy came into the shop. "350" he said. The girl panicked and phoned her boss to tell him of her predicament. " Go back into the shop and see if he has a yellow bucket between his legs" he told her. The girl peeped through the door and saw the bucket between his legs, "Yes" she said "there is a yellow bucket between his legs". "Go back in and give him £3.50 he's the window cleaner".

[cupid04]

Lol, askyourgran!

[craft1948]

Old..............but good.

[gsr600]

must be old for £3.50 window job