Seen in newspaper

[quinie]

A Yorkshire took his cat to the vet."Ayup,lad,I need to talk to thee about me cat," he said in his broad accent.
"Is it a tom?" asked the vet.
"Nay,lad," was the reply."I've browt it wi us."

A teddy bear is working on a building site.He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen.The bear angrily reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear and says:"Oh,I forgot- today's the day the teddy bears have their picks nicked!"

Corny,I know, but they made me smile.

[tonyav]

Pretty funny, but also a slight groan.

[Psybbo]

:-)s

[quinie]

I agree,tonyav.

[Jemisa]

Two groans I'm afraid.

jem