you're single?

[Jemisa]

I was in the supermarket the other day and there was a girl in front of me at the checkout,
she had one apple, one pear, one toothbrush, one ready meal and one tin of soup.I leaned over and said, "you"re single, aren"t you?"
"How can you tell?" she said, in a sarcastic tone.I said,

"because you"re an ugly bitch"...

[factor-fiction]

You don't work there do you?
As long as you didn't say she was 'ginger' you'd probably be okay

[ojread2]

I always thought you were a female poster
not so sure any more ....

[Kiki-frog]

I heard this joke before, only the single shopper was male. That made it funnier somehow. Don't know why, probably because I'm female.

[Jemisa]

Too right Factor :)

Jem

[starone]

Serve her right for being sarcastic. lol.

[Jemisa]

oj, look at my 'profile, click on Foxy.

jem

[LochNessMonster]

LMTO !

Nessie

Laughed my tail off