Moth's?

[Jemisa]

A man gets home from work early one day and catches his wife in bed naked but alone.Being a little suspicious, he decides to look about the bedroom and, on entering the en suite bathroom, he catches a bloke standing there totally naked.
He says, "what the hell is going on here?"The bloke replies, "it"s okay: I"m from the council, we have had a report that you have a moth infestation."

The husband says, "but you"ve got no clothes on!"The bloke begins to beat himself down furiously saying, "the little bastards."

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"s the three words you never want to hear while making love?"Honey, I"m home."

[tonyav]

Big LOL, Jem.

[starone]

lol - like it jem.

[marval]

Good one.