Household pets

[Duncer]

I just bought my good lady one of those pugs dogs as a surprise present.

Despite the squashed nose, wonky eyes, pushed in face and laboured breathing from years of inbreeding and unnecessary weight gain, the wee thing seems to like her.

[Gizmonster]

Haha - I knew where this was going as soon as I read, "despite the squashed nose ...."
..... still funny though :)

[VHG]

Reminds me of the old Tommy Cooper joke.

My wife and I cleared out the loft the other day.

Old, dirty and covered in cobwebs, but I still love her.

[starone]

Two jokes, both funny. lol.

[Jemisa]

Yes a smiler :)

jem

[maggiebee]

Nice ones!

[magicmick]

Two in one both good:) lol