Will power...

[Jemisa]

I’ve just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage.
A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days' I told him 'I wish I had your f**king will power'

[tonyav]

Ohhh jem, lol it is a bit of an oldie though.

[Jemisa]

Yeah Tony you're right. A friend has sent me quite a few oldies I thought I would share some with AB. I'm expecting a few groans But, they may give a smile to some. :)

Jem

[tonyav]

Yeah, there are probably some who haven't heard them Jem, always worth another airing imo.