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[Jemisa]

Two guys are sitting on bar stools at the pub counter . One starts to insult the other one.
In a raised voice he screams, “I slept with your mother!” The pub goes hush quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first one again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other bloke says, “Go home Dad you’re drunk.”

[Bazile]

Is this what's known as plagiarism , jem :-)

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1171249.html

[Kiki-frog]

Ooh, jem and Baz - FIGHT, EVERYONE!!!!

[Bazile]

Pistols at dawn :-)

[tenrec]

Handbags at ten paces.

[maggiebee]

Still don't know where the WEASEL cam from??

[maggiebee]

"Came"

[Bazile]

maggie - i'm at a loss as well - damn weasel :-)

[Jemisa]

Oh Gawd! Sorreee Baz, I don't like the P word It was a genuine mistake I wouldn't do that to you. I'd better get back to the kitchen sink. (Slinks away)

jem

[Jemisa]

Oh gawd! Sorreee Baz, but don't like the P word it was a genuine mistake on my part. No way would I have done that to you...'bout time I got back to the kitchen sink. (slinking away)

jem

[Jemisa]

What happened there?? (I'm cracking up) night - night.

jem

[rojash]

As pretty much all the jokes in here are ones that ABers have got from the web (in fact, many are obviously copied and pasted from e-mails) arguments about plagiarism are pretty silly.

[Bazile]

Who's arguing ?

Lighten up - this is the jokes section - by definition , posts are not taken seriously

[sandyRoe]

the Plagiarism is weasely wemedied. write you own jokes.

[Chandamama]

A real incident from the Parliament House in India:

A woman MP who used to be a famous heroine of Bollywood was visiting a hill station with her family. She came to know that another MP had a cottage there which was unoccupied at that time. She approached him and requested permission to use his place. The other agreed with a twinkle in his eye: " Just one condition: You should permit me to tell people that Nargis (the lady MP) slept in my bed!"

While Nargis has since passed away from cancer at the Sloan Kettering, the MP with the ribald sense of humour, Kushwant Singh, is still writing his weekly column and doing the Crosswords at the age of 99!