My wife was furious after I spent all Saturday night getting p!ssed with my mates, and then to add insult to injury, when we went finally got to bed, I was in no state to perform and vomited all over her.
"Come on, Julie" I said, "I'd not seen some of those lads since I was at school, we were having a good catch up."
"Having a good f***ing catch up?" she snapped, "It was our wedding reception you b@st@rd!"