On the wine.....

[poosils]

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.




It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make
to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as...

PINO MORE


I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE





Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,

"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."